Oh wow, we’ve got ourselves a constitutional scholar and a moral philosopher all in one!

Truly, what an honor to witness such an eloquent and well-reasoned argument, delivered with all the grace of a drunk guy yelling outside a gas station at 3 AM.

Let’s unpack this masterpiece of logic:

“Freedom of religion, huh?”

Yes, let’s talk about that! See, actual freedom of religion means everyone gets to live according to their own beliefs, not just yours. The Founders didn’t establish a Bible fan club, they created a secular government where religious freedom applies to everyone, not just people who agree with you. Shocking, I know.

“Founders never supported homosexuals.”

The Founders also never supported air conditioning, the internet, or people with your level of grammar attempting public debate, and yet, here we are. Also, if we're using 18th-century moral codes, hope you’re okay with giving up electricity, voting rights for non-landowners, and medical science.

“Jesus said a relationship is between 1 man and 1 woman.”

Jesus also hung out with the poor, the outcasts, and preached about love, humility, and not being a judgmental jerk. But sure, let’s cherry-pick scripture to justify being sanctimonious. Classic move.

“Being a homosexual is sad and shameful.”

You know what’s actually sad? Writing a whole essay about how other people’s happiness offends you while pretending you’re doing it out of morality. The only thing shameful here is this desperate need to police relationships that don’t involve you.

“Gays and lesbians and trans shouldn’t have children.”

Ah, yes, because straight people are doing such a flawless job at raising kids. No abuse, no neglect, no broken homes. Just perfect, morally superior heterosexuals raising only well-adjusted, perfect citizens. Got it.

“Need morals to or be straight or single.”

Ah yes, the "morality is reserved for straight people" argument, brought to you by someone who just used Jesus to justify discrimination. Bold strategy.

Look, if your entire moral code collapses the second someone else finds happiness in a way that doesn’t personally affect you, that says a lot more about you than it does about them. Maybe instead of worrying about how other people live their lives, you could spend some time learning what actual freedom is.

Or at the very least, a basic grammar lesson.